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Or kill all our fathers, possibly
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Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:43,
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96 years old, and can go from 0 to 1 mph in just over a minute.
she had a bit of trouble at the water jump, but her flotation colostomy bag saved her.
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Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:47,
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she had a bit of trouble at the water jump, but her flotation colostomy bag saved her.

or rather,
Business once took Dad up into the glens,
Where in a small hotel bar Crowley asked:
“Have you got change for the fruit machine chief, I’m all out?”
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Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:55,
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Business once took Dad up into the glens,
Where in a small hotel bar Crowley asked:
“Have you got change for the fruit machine chief, I’m all out?”

jesus, you'd expect her to scratch them all the time. They're no bigger than mozzie bites.
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Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:44,
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...her career?...nah she lost that after teh pirates do a carribean.
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Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:46,
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*goes for cold shower*
(I think I was scared by a large breasticle when young)
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Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:46,
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(I think I was scared by a large breasticle when young)

BECAUSE IF SO, SOMEWHERE IN A CUPBOARD UPSTAIRS, I TOTALLY HAVE A SIGNED COPY OF THIS PICTURE.
/won a Snow Princess competition in a nearby shopping centre and was crowned by Pauline Quirke blog.
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Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:59,
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/won a Snow Princess competition in a nearby shopping centre and was crowned by Pauline Quirke blog.