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[challenge entry] Keira Knightley in 2020

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(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)
# still would
might give her some tits as well
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# ahaha yeh
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Obligatory
Can you milk it?
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# I'm afraid not...
she undergoes a double mastectomy in 2015.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)
# But you can still
fuck the scars, right?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)
# zomg
i'd give it a go.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Ooh, can you tell us who wins the Gran National or something?
Or kill all our fathers, possibly
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Yes...
but it will cost 28 pence.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Old Mrs. Trebucket from the Post Office
96 years old, and can go from 0 to 1 mph in just over a minute.
she had a bit of trouble at the water jump, but her flotation colostomy bag saved her.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Mrs. Trebucket
Killed my father?*

\o/

*also available on DVD
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Aleister Crowley knew my father,
or rather,
Business once took Dad up into the glens,
Where in a small hotel bar Crowley asked:
“Have you got change for the fruit machine chief, I’m all out?”
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:55, archived)
# what has keria knightly got to loose?
jesus, you'd expect her to scratch them all the time. They're no bigger than mozzie bites.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)
# true...
...her career?...nah she lost that after teh pirates do a carribean.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# *gets horn*
*goes for cold shower*

(I think I was scared by a large breasticle when young)
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# lol
breasticle.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# It's Anne Diamond!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:52, archived)
# OH MY GOD. SOURCE IS PAULINE QUIRKE RIGHT?
BECAUSE IF SO, SOMEWHERE IN A CUPBOARD UPSTAIRS, I TOTALLY HAVE A SIGNED COPY OF THIS PICTURE.

/won a Snow Princess competition in a nearby shopping centre and was crowned by Pauline Quirke blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)
# She lives near me.
The stupid terrible actress.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:02, archived)
# She's ace.
We ate vol au vents together and she gave me a squishy hug.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:03, archived)
# She was just trying to absorb your nucleaic acid chains.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)
# That's just a pictire of Eamonn Holmes
(clut, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 2:22, archived)