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# he reminds me of that bloke who does
THE NOW SHOOOOOOOOOOW ... Punt, or Dennis.. or Newman, or Teller... I forget his name.

Anyway - keep off my lawn
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# that's no lawn!
it's a space station!

*spaces*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# so what the fuck am I supposed to do with this lawn mower I just bought
...?
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# ...if I take it back they'll just fob me off with a load of B&Q vouchers
... cunts.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# wankers.
When you are at the till, shout out that they are all Capitalist Pigs.

Then goose step out the door.
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# They did a funny joke:
It was a dark night ... somewhere in the distance, a dog barked ...

*ruff!*

... a cat meowed ...

*meow!*

... and in the sky, the moon was full ...

*belch*
(, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)