I thought it was egg white, but I thought 'Why would an unborn child have egg white for eyebrows' and then the french made me a sandwich and I ate it, and then nothing happened for a long time, until John Virgo made a wooden vagina in a glass jar.
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Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:57,
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I remember this episode.
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Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:02,
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FUCK YOU, JERUCUNT. MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:05,
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Someone on CSS said I was gay because of my name not that long ago.They only said it because I was fucking destroying them, and they didn't realise I was an admin.
I AM THE GEEK POLICE.
(I AM THE GEEK POLICE.
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Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:24,
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In fairness the standard of players on CSS and Live isn't exactly high.Although I suppose with CSS at least you can go into servers which aren't completely filled with annoying American kids who are barely intelligible.
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Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:26,
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I wish I could ban people the moment I found out they were American children.Alas, I'm not a bigot.
Even though they are all cunts.
(Even though they are all cunts.
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Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:30,
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The only games I really played online were the PS2 ones, Socom being the main tactical one.And the online service was European only, bliss. Plus a headset came with the game so voice chat was integrated as standard and wasn't really shit and just white noise.
Never really got smacktalk, although I was loved by everyone so that might not be a true reflection of the service.
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Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:32,
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Never really got smacktalk, although I was loved by everyone so that might not be a true reflection of the service.
I have voice_enable 0 set in console for CSS. I'd rather not pay attention to the voice spamming cunts.Also, CSS isn't about tactics on public servers. I use other players as distractions and try and take out the entire team by myself. It makes me feel like a real man.
I get bored by most of the smack talk and end up lecturing kids on how to be creative in insults.
(I get bored by most of the smack talk and end up lecturing kids on how to be creative in insults.
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Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:35,
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I didn't tend to use insults, I was just typically bizaare.I was in a really high ranking clan despite being unutterably shit at Socom I, purely because I was amusing, and they even put me every single clan match bizaarely.
Although conversely I was bitching hot at Socom II but was in a really shit clan.
Ahhh, good times.
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Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:37,
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Although conversely I was bitching hot at Socom II but was in a really shit clan.
Ahhh, good times.
I've had my fill of clans.I've had several highly respected CSS clans pleading for me over the last few months, which makes me happy, but I find it makes the game more of a chore than a game. I'd rather just fucking destroy people on publics than play clan matches and go to training and shit.
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Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:40,
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I had a fair few in my day, I went with the shit one because they were kind of funny and well respected.Unfortunately they were in somewhat of a decline so every clan match was failure or forfeit due to people not even turning up.
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Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:47,
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I laughed for ages, but then cried.I cried endlessly, for Mother Teresa, oh how could she miss the trick shot! OH HOW! GODDAMN YOU!
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Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:04,
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Because she's 1 foot tall and a raisin. MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
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