i refuse to be buried.
i refuse to be burned.
i will be entombed in a customised pyramid, or i will HAUNT EVERY FUCKING MEMBER OF MY FAMILY, UNTIL THEY GIVE IN TO MY DEMANDS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
'bye!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:23,
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