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# I recently had to drive
from Cheshire to St Austell. I can't begin to tell you how hideous and scary life becomes after you leave the M5.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Last night i had to travel from my bedroom
to my friends house. I cant tell you how hideous and scary scallie are.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:17, archived)
# It's ok
I know of scousers. They are mere inconveniences.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I live in manchester and despite the rivalry and differing accents
the lower order of life that exists in both cities is largely the same. If you are set upon by scrotes then i suggest you:
1. Start walking like a gorilla, this suggests that you are 'ard' and minimises a risk or confrontation.
2. If confronted, give them a torrent of abuse.
3. If steps one and 2 dont get you out of a fight, then go in windmilling all guns ablaizing.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I'm from Salford
although I am long gone from there and currently live in Alderley Edge.
I'm an ex Staff NCO with the RA and I'd suggest that if scrotes want to set about me then they might consider the options available to them before my amusement turns to irritation.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Ah i used to live in salford, near the cliff.
My amusment once turned to irritation. If i find the pictures of what happened to my face afterward i'll post them for your pleasure.

For now, my belly demands food so i must leave.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)