It's so kewel, he's such a hard manonce you forget that Ross Kemp was beaten up by his wife and he called the cops.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:50,
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hahahaPrivate Eye had a field day with that one
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:55,
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