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# ross, jane and freddy.....
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Can I play with your plucker?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# If you haven't got any balls yourself
find a friend and play with theirs!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)
# 8}

*Plays with k3b/-\b's balls
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# finally some action for k3b/-\b
he must be thrilled :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)
# oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
# *spluffs*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# you're getting off on this?
I'm savouring it....

ed: spelling fixed, I hope
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)
# that's my
favorite kind of porn dinner
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# saviouring?
some sort of jesus fetish?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# hehe
:)
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# oops
spellchecker said it was fine...
I have been refered to as jesus on account of looks. see my qotw answer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# your penguin powered spellcheker is weak
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# was that deliberate?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# sadly not, firefox doesn't spell check subject lines
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# well, it certainly buggered you :P
hahahahhahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I used to look very much like jesus
like a proper swarthy middle eastern Jesus.

but I don't think I can prove it right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# hahaha
I never thought Rainbow was so erotic..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# ooooo I don't suppose you'd mind working your way up a bit?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# low slung balls?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# well you know it is kindof arousing and there is a prong thingo in amongst all that hair
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# the social ladder?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# 8}

*Plays with k3b/-\b's twanger
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# 8(

*gets finger caught in zippy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# let me kiss it better
and you have another hand...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Who? Zippy?

* Are we having a laugh, or is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# hahah you think I'm serious?
I think it's all funny, I just like to frighten people with pushing it...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Pluck Pluck Pluck.. oooh george loves Plucking
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# this can really fuck up a kid
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Now that's a show I'd watch
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# i think ren & stimpy
kinda fucked me up when i was little
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# "You stooopid eeejiot!"
Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# has anyone made a film of ender's game yet?
if not, why?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
# coz the book is good?
and a film will ruin it?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# when has that ever stopped any one?
ever?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# true..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# not all films ruin the books
a film of enders game would not only to visually exciting to watch but also would fit in with hollywood's current trend for politics
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# but when you know the ending,
the whole story is kinda pointless
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# how do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# i mean
the whole point of the book, is that you think that he's training for the final battle, and he actually is fighting it all along.

if you read the book, you already know that point, so watching the whole movie is pointless
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# well the same can be said for any adaptation
a book or a movie isn't about the ending but the journey towards it.


this is why m. night shalyman is a hack.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# but that's exactly why 'signs' and 'the village' are such good films
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# are you serious?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# yes, they have a twist ending
but it's not the point.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# but the story telling throughout the movies isn't very good
not only that but you have a constant niggle in the back of your mind saying "this is just a vehicle for the twist at the end"


i'll give him Lady in the Water though. that was great
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# i couldn't disagree more.
signs and the village are very well acted. mel gibson has never been better than signs and i savoured ever atmospheric minute of the village.

lady in the water, conversely, is easily one of the five worst films i have ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# fair enough, i guess he must have plenty of fans or he wouldn't still be working
though after what i've read about the Happening i doubt he shall be much longer.

i'm always amazed people like Micheal Bay movies. personally.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# i liked transformers.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# ah...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# What about Oldboy?
WHAT ABOUT OLDBOY?!

Also www.imdb.com/title/tt0400403/ - FUCKING HAPPY NOW!?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# what about it?
the ending was very good but it doesn't do anyone justice to say the ending is everything. especially as that writes off the fantastic hammer sequence
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# The ending is the journey, without the ending the rest of the film does not make any sense.
That's not true of all things, M Shamamalyanamamam films could just be dull sub standard horror films without the endings. However Oldboy does not make any sense without the ending, the whole thing leads purely to the ending and the reason he was imprisoned.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# the ending is vapid without the lead up to it still
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# oh snap
cool
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# cheers for that
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# lols there goes the ending
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# i love to spoil :D
reminds me of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-lU204jsiw
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I don't like harry potter
...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# ^this
No reason to read whatever the hell it was now.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# its awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# tell him Tom,
it's not the ending that is important.. it's the journey towards it :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# it is!
i want to go to battle school :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# stop whining
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# I love "Ultimate Force" me
what's not to like? A Fat old bloke pretending to be an elite SAS soldier, using lots of slang words from Andy McNab books (e.g. getting "slotted") and piss poor acting. Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Sounds fair to me



72
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# ohh countdown!!
nearly 30000 for me!
hmm... how much flesh should i show...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)
# i watched a bit once where they held their hands over candles
and one was crying and ross kemp was yawning.

then i turned it off.
forever.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# It's so kewel, he's such a hard man
once you forget that Ross Kemp was beaten up by his wife and he called the cops.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha
Private Eye had a field day with that one
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# May I just politely observe....
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# hahahahaha THAT FUCKING SLIPPER
every time
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# seams like you have observed
but while we're at it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# !


I would love this to be a challenge. Seams stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# that would destroy b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Has the one on the left
got downs syndrome?
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)