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# You bad, bad man.
:D
(, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# about the duvet thing
I hate the tingling feeling in my cock, sausage steel pipe, when that last dribble comes, you?
(, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Have you tried peeing afterwards to flush out your tubes?
Failing that, a clothes peg on the end of your foreskin?

Actually i don't mind it so much, it's a nice reminder that I actually just got some action
(, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# haha as if you need be reminded ;)
but ehm, the peeing thing does not work. It's like there are hidden tunnels in there
(, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# How about star jumps? Could also be entertaining for your partner/the neighbours
(, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# no, no doesn't work
haven't got the space either. besides, it scares the cats to death. Flinging it onto the bathroom mirror is fun
(, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Yeh
Wait for it to dry, scrape it off with a razor blade and offer it to a friend as one of those thin breath-freshener strips
(, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# hahaha I will
reminds me of how I once offered someone a cigarette with a fly in it, which I had smacked to pulp onto a window a few days earlier. I could hear it smoulder
(, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# ewwwww that's fucking RANK
and very funny :D
(, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# hehe it was
the poor guy just couldn't grasp why I almost died of laughter
(, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)