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# isn't he?
i wouldn't know whether to sex him or pinch his cheeks and go 'aaaawww, who's mummy's little precious?'
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# i'm sure he'd be happy with both
then he'd time travel and kick fuck out of your dads gonads so you could never do it in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# is he tall enough?
he'd kick him in the knee, maybe, but i doubt he could reach the nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# nah, he freezes time
grabs a few yellow pages
and wails til he's contented
then he clicks time on again and there's an inexplicable picture of said dad buckled over
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# i would like that picture
it would make me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)