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# pwned, pwn3d, powned, pwnt and other spelling variants
are equivalent to owned. Which usually means totally dominated. For life just means no one forgets. For example: SockCooker gets drunk and ends up peeing himself whilst trying to shag a very overweight lady in the belly button. I, being sensible, have recorded this on video. and subsequently post this hilarity for all to see on the internet. That humiliation pwns you and seeing as no-one will forget it it will be for life. Normally people don't record themselves doing this and post it on myspace/youtube. If they do record it they place it on youporn and ask you to rate their cock.
This has been a public service announcement by:
(, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:21, archived)
# You promised...
...you'd burn that tape
(, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:24, archived)
# as soon as the cheque arrives.
you know the deal.
(, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:30, archived)
# The usual - 3rd cubicle from the left?
Used notes?
(, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:32, archived)
# yep
(, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:34, archived)
# She was just
big boned

some girls are bigger than others
(, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 6:51, archived)
# there's big boned and then theres 40stone blubber
I actually like what may be termed large. But my limit would be sortof Dawn French proportions.
(, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:04, archived)
# It was dark
and she wore a flatteringly striped miniskirt
(, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:09, archived)
# well I have to admit. I would too, I've got nothing else
*runs off to the crying corner*
*evicts hexy from crying corner*
*crys*
(, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:11, archived)
# I've never been to bed with an ugly woman
but I've woken up with quite a few

      Macc Lads
(, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:14, archived)
# :(
I've never been to bed with an ugly woman

it's the fact that all the arseholes I know have that I find really depressing. I think I'll go draw some tentacle rape pictures...
(, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:16, archived)
# Stick with cakes
Far more reliable

I have to go now; it's 7:30 in your motherland;

Cheers; it's been, err...fair dinkum cobber.

Nite
(, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:24, archived)
# see ya mate, avagoodun.
:)
(, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:27, archived)
# Jolly good
Toodle pip
(, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 7:32, archived)