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# I hate emus.
one of them nicked my lunch when i was a kid. So my dad grabbed its neck. My sandwich lodged between the old man's fist and the emu's nonchalant, smug, 'I ate your sandwich...what, me? worry?' expression!

Dad let it go when I said I didn't want my lunch even if he did get it back.
(, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)