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# In what way?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# it looks like i have an egg
growing out of my stomach, it's quite bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# An outtie?!
Where's my pitchfork?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)
# not so much an outtie
as a hernia. it really looks like an ostrich egg has got under my skin and turned my belly button into a scimitar-like curve of immense proportions.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Good Golly miss Monkey
are they going to have a look at it when you get into l'hospital?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)
# they will probably look at it
and say "what the fuck is THAT???"

it should shrink down as i lose weight, making it easier to operate on later.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Well you keep an eye on it
for I shall now do nothing but worry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)
# don't worry
it is fine and non-threatening. it's good for freaking people out with, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)