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[challenge entry] Well, it's sort-of cartoonish.

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(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I love navel fisting!

* Best of all the fisting....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
# they're your friends?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# yup
you've never fisted like you'll fist on the sea!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# you have either a very large navel
or very small fists.
thus, i declare that you are either beadle of a member of the goatse clan.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)
# a navel is an orange
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
# mine isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# mine's a little tiny sick button.
As my cousins found out when I was small. Poke me really hard in the tummy button and I'll vomit all over you. OR you can point me in the opposite direction, do it again and I'll vomit all over your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)
# VOMIT!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)
# that is a fearsome skill
mine is like an inside-out tennis ball
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# In what way?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# it looks like i have an egg
growing out of my stomach, it's quite bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# An outtie?!
Where's my pitchfork?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)
# not so much an outtie
as a hernia. it really looks like an ostrich egg has got under my skin and turned my belly button into a scimitar-like curve of immense proportions.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Good Golly miss Monkey
are they going to have a look at it when you get into l'hospital?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)
# they will probably look at it
and say "what the fuck is THAT???"

it should shrink down as i lose weight, making it easier to operate on later.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Well you keep an eye on it
for I shall now do nothing but worry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)
# don't worry
it is fine and non-threatening. it's good for freaking people out with, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Why is belly button fluff always blue?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Because you stab baby jews with biros.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)
# O_o
how could the two possibly be related?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)
# BLUE biros.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Ooooo
kayyyy...

*administers sedatives*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)
# you can't fuck with logic like that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)
# See, why is it only you that understands?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)
# because
we share an awesome gland, which produces mind-bending feminine logic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)
# *high fucking five*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# they'll never "get" us
which is why it's so much fun to mess with their heads
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)
# it's not
www.abc.net.au/science/k2/lint/
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I can not confirm this ^

* Mine has far too much fluff in it to see the true colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# If there's anyone who could do this
it'd be me and the Mrs. She's tiny hands and i've a big ol' belly.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
# You're the same animal as the wife, in my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)
# haha
we are a fine pairing i'll grant!

I was apart from her for 2 days last week, almost instantly became a tramp.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# No I mean you're the same animal, you're both sort of bear-y, in my mind.
Your lady is ace, you're a very lucky sort. Rare to find one who's both pretty and funny.

edit: don't be offended, I love me my bears.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# she is a wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Aye.
Women are brilliant. BRILLIANT *falls down a hole*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)
# *drops down rope ladder
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Clamberyclamberygoodness!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I'm not sure what sort of animal she'd be
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)
# pft DOS error.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# c dos
c dos run
run dos run
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)
# it is simple...microsoft is evil....there is an escape!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:01, archived)
# escape is impossible
resistance is futile
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
# NO WE ARE THE RESISTANCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VIVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THOUGH I DIE LA RESISTANCE LIVES ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
# i fucking hate guard dogs
*makes giraffe noises*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Any exciuse
to repost soemthing I was really proud of...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:17, archived)
# hahah! DOS5 ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)