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# ted!
i praise in a pew a church made of pubes.

the congregation is public hair!
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:34, archived)
# Did you ever stand in a railroad station and listen to the chatter of the telegraph?
If you knew Morse code, those metallic
clickings were as clear to you as the words on this page; if you didn't know it, they were merely a noisy part of the environment. You probably couldn't even distinguish between the dashes and the dots. A message of extreme importance may have been coming in over those wires, yet to you they meant absolutely nothing.
You didn't have the code.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:42, archived)
# i mutha fuckin wrote my autobiography in morse code so don't tell me i don't know morse.
also i will be at the rocky hotel on monday doing a pubic reading of my book "this is a book about my life" at 12:45
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:49, archived)
# rocky hotel got knocked down in the 1920s. You were invited there by a ghost.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:59, archived)
# a ghost from my ass.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:10, archived)
# i have a record that instruct you in learning morse code.
i played it on the wrong speed and it ordered me to kill people.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:06, archived)