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# haha.
I know your wily ways. There would be no sex in it for me and you and manwife would just be playing the xbox on my big telly all day and teaching my boy bad things ;)
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# PS3, thank you. We'll have none of that microsoft bastwank in my (your) house.
I'll teach your lad how to sing. How to sing at ladies. How to sing at ladies from bushes.

On second thoughts, it's probably best I don't meet him.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Yes it is best.
When he's old enough he'll lose his virginity at the whorehouse like the rest of us! ;)
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Then I'll make him a massive vulva-shaped cake.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)