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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)

They're starting a new show called Moose Haunted?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)

damn that would have been better :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)

I would watch a show about a haunted moose.

I honestly don't know how anyone could make a bad show on this premise.

It's like satay sauce - you really have to go out of your way to make a bad one.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

I have no idea what that is..

but Simon Rimmer from Something for the weekend/ This Little Farmer says it takes less than 30 mins

www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/sataysauce_81544.shtml

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)

satay sauce is like spicy peanut butter that tastes great on lamb and chicken

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)

that is a matter of opinion

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

it isn't

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

I don't like peanuts. therefore satay sauce does not taste great.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

that sentence is logically invalid

but logic aside, you're still wrong.

women only want to sleep with men who like peanuts

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

Damn!

I thought it was man who had penises like peanuts! Damn this dyslexia!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

yeah you're right...it's logically bollocks.

I don't like anything that tastes of peanuts. Satay sauce tastes of peanuts. Therefore I do not like satay sauce. I think that holds.

I haven't studied logic, strangely taught as a philosophy subject I believe here...

And leave my personal peanuts out of this...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

taught as philosophy here too.

that ones valid yeah.

you've made your personal peanuts b3ta's domain now i'm afraid.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)

I'd like to cut down on how much air time my peanuts get

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

Hahahaha

You speak wisely.

The same can be said about certain bands and music.

"No, it's not a matter of taste. You're wrong to like/not like* them"

*delete as appropriate

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

totally. i can even use the great philosopher Hume to back me up on this

whilst i'm all for subjectivity of standards and variety being the spice of life etc. the fact of johnny cash's divinity is objective

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

That is a matter of DELICIOUSNESS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

yum :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

I don't think I want 'tasty' satay sauce from someone named 'Rimmer'

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)

"Rim-mer, to rhyme with scum!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

without him life would be much grimmer

he's never been mistaken for yul brynner
he's not bald and his head doesn't shimmer

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

I love that song.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

He's much more useful than a garden strimmer

that was exactly what I was thinking.

:D

(TheHBoxster is probably playing Beatles Rock Band on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

You've never eaten satay sauce?

For an easy peanut satay:

A wad of peanut butter

A bit of coconut milk (or normal milk if you can't be fucked)

A big bit of sweet chilli sauce

Melt peanut butter in saucepan. Add other ingredients. Stir.

Pour over cooked chicken. get some satay marinade for it if you want to.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

mmmmm never tried it but it sounds awesome :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

Anyway, we've gone off on a bit of a tangent with the satay sauce

I'm really more interested in this haunted moose concept right now.

Is it like the moose gets possessed, or are his innards haunted while a shrunken ship full of people traverses its innards like fantastic voyage or something?

FANTASTIC VOYAGE 2: THIS TIME IT'S IN A HAUNTED MOOSE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)

The implications of this would be that other people had previously gone inside the moose and died.

Their ghosts wander around inside the moose long after the moose's death.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

is that the blog where you have translated everything into Korean and back again?

It's good! :D

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)

I haven't written anything about haunted moose on any blog.

This new one I did has made a surprising amount of advert revenue for the one tiny ad in the corner, though.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

:D hehehe

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

No eye deer.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

FSH?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

what do you call a dinosaur in prison?

mega-sore-arse

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)

What do you call a retail-price stuffed dinosaur?

Toys-aur-us.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

haha :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

Hahahah

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

its like birdo from mario 2

but with a a very toothy lesbian mouth :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

i hate birdo

her and her pink eggs, always red-shelling me on mario double dash

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)

I hate birdo if only for her really stupid name.

"Birdo".
What the fuck's a birdo!?

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

exactly!

who the fuck comes up with this shit?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

Nintendo.

After all they called the Wii the Wii, when it had a fantastic code name of 'Revolution'.

Would have taken a sales hit in France though...

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)

*ideas arise*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

But then they had the shit idea

of calling the Game Cube the "Dolphin"...

(TheHBoxster is probably playing Beatles Rock Band on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

Nintendo had a shit idea?

FUCK, THIS IS SUCH A SURPRISE I MIGHT EXPLODE

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

Very valid point.

*hugs Xbox*

(TheHBoxster is probably playing Beatles Rock Band on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)

Cement-stealing retards.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

Lady S is leaving me for you

after she saw some of your stuff at the weekend.

Thought you should know

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

Tell her to reconsider,

She should leave you for SuperDave, he is my flavour of the month :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

yaaay :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

pfft

crackpotness.

can I hijack your thread to repost house so Capn Wow can see it?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)

I've seen houses before

Is it one you made?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

yes it is this one

I made.

Click for bigger (396KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

It is very nice

he's got more attractive as he's got older too.

Would you like to make me a house? It'd be good for you, I think.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

As in build one?

I doubt that very much. I have plans to build one more when I find the right plot and hopefully it will be the one I die in. I'm too old for big projects now. I want easy life.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)

Yes as in build one.

Well make two, and then I can live in one and come round and cook you dinner when you're too old and dusty to do it yourself.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

haha.

I know your wily ways. There would be no sex in it for me and you and manwife would just be playing the xbox on my big telly all day and teaching my boy bad things ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

PS3, thank you. We'll have none of that microsoft bastwank in my (your) house.

I'll teach your lad how to sing. How to sing at ladies. How to sing at ladies from bushes.

On second thoughts, it's probably best I don't meet him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

Yes it is best.

When he's old enough he'll lose his virginity at the whorehouse like the rest of us! ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

Then I'll make him a massive vulva-shaped cake.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

I'll build you a house.

How hard can it be? Bricks, windows, a door or two. Sorted.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

Roof please.

Otherwise it's just a holding pen, and after the fiasco in Poland I'm not playing silly buggers like that again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)

pfft, you're dark.

I was thinking of thatch. The roof can be done at the end. It would be stupid to do it at the start. It would have nothing to sit on.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

Racist.

Thatch is flammable though, and I'm dead clumsy.

Dead peasants.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

asbestos is cheap these days.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)

jacobs cream crackers and UHU.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

Roof starts to

go on as soon as you have the shell up and can place the ridges and trusses. Usually before a watertight scheduled date but often before the windows and many internal walls. You'd be crazy to go thatch, costs more than a supercar to insure.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

hmm

yes. All this stuff sounds important, but I was thinking of just making a small hut about the size of a shed in order to rut her without the cops getting annoyed.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)

No no no no no

you said house, house it is. HOUSE, damn you. With more than three rooms and some stairs and floors.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

they have

basements for that sort of thing.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

Oooh yes.

Shackles ftw.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

yays

I'm actually watching House at the mo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

Wow

I love House. :D

Wonderful picture, and your profile just amused me for ten minutes, *clickety mc clicky click click*

(TheHBoxster is probably playing Beatles Rock Band on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

It's on the popular page

and I'll just woo it now.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

It is?

Ohhhhhhh very nice. I will join you in your wooage.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

is it.?

Fucking hell. That's some feat for me to make the popular page during the gay shift when I make no secret that I despise half of the buffoons there ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

from my profile

"Hate him, or think he's a cunt, Pasanonic does good art"

Edit: Of course, I love you. I like cunts.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)

I think you can love someone and still think they're a cunt.

See: my relationship with my pops. Who is a total one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)

yes. I love him. My calling him a cunt is just affectionately meant

not to be taken seriously, as the two little boys below seem to be doing.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)

There are people calling me a cunt?

well what do you know eh? This ignore actually serves the purpose it was meant for.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

Oh I know it is

you call me names constantly, and you totally adore me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

it's true

I do love you both. Couple of fannies.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

Zactly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)

"Love him or loath him, you'd be stupid not to loath him."

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)

That's my outlook pretty much summed up, too.

I clicked it when he posted it :]

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)

the buffoons are just 'different'

and you're usually appreciated.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

Arf!

YOu loon :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)