too pretty to be him
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:13,
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my mother's dog is called monty
he is a newfoundland and currently a puppy
when ever he bites me it takes me all my will power notto bellow your username at him.
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arrangedletters,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:16,
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I came very close to calling my new son Monty
but I know I would have blurted that out at some stage.
So I called him fuckbucket.
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:18,
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