I entered a Marathon once...
...got peanuts under my foreskin.
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:51,
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I once shagged a Princess...
...burnt my balls on the exhaust :(
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:53,
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