We can all relate to the last one
EDIT: But why would you need a wank if you have a watermelon?!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:28,
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unfortunately not so for the tiny penised b3tans
we, at best, can only raised o a middling to average sized wank.
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arrangedletters,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:35,
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Ya see
It's a regular b3ta misconception that I have two legs!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:54,
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