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# pigeons can't talk.
and if they could talk they wouldn't speak English, as it's more difficult to learn than other languages.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)
# They
can speak pigeon-english, silly.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# pidgin?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# ^This^
*Wants some pid gin*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# You askin'?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# yes, on behalf of her majesty's government
here's a form, this needs to be filled in triplicate.

if you do not speak triplicate a translator will be provided at great expense (and the daily mail will be notified)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Then
I'm Pidgin' :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)
# you'll know it, when a pigeon tells you to fuck off
it usually follows you not giving it your bag of chips

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# oh...he's just jealous of the duck compo...
...that's all!

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Whereas Seagulls are angry permanently.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# seagulls going around with knives and guns
it'll lead to chaos, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)