What do ducks put on their toast?
Marmallard! LOL! Tell me again, human!
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:22,
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
COZ IT WAS FORCED FROM IT'S HOME BY MILITANTS!
How would you like it huh? Huh?
Not very funny now is it?!
Oh. Sorry. I may have meant Chetchnian.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 27 Jul 2008, 13:25,
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