I don't get sunburn
I'm already frazzled to a crisp
A FUCKING CRISP!
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discomeats This canoe,
Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:14,
archived)
I was raised by monks
at the south pole
but they all died of radiation and ice inhalation
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discomeats This canoe,
Tue 29 Jul 2008, 1:19,
archived)