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# I JUST ATE A SIMULATED ICELAND STEAKLET-IT MAY HAVE CONTAINED ANIMAL PROTIENS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:01, archived)
# WARNING: MAY CONTAIN ANYWHERE UP TO 5% ANIMAL.
I JUST ATE ANOTHER HOBNOB.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)
# HOLY SHIT YOU ARE CONSUMING NOBS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)
# OH GOOD LORD. LIKE WANGS. OH SHIT. FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:04, archived)
# OH SHIT FUCK HIDE THE EVIDENCE IN THE BOAT AND SAIL/DRIVE THE BOAT TO UNSPECIFIED LOCATION IN LATAN AMERICA OR IKEA
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I WILL HIDE IN THEIR CHEAP CARDBOARD BOXES. I WILL LIVE OFF DIME BARS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:06, archived)
# YOU WILL BE KNOWN AS THE DIME BAR GUY AND KIDS WILL POINT AND LAUGH AND YOU WILL HAVE TO THROW MECHANICAL OBJECTS AT THEM
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:09, archived)
# WHEN THE DIME BARS RUN OUT, ENJOY THE RIDGES ON A TOBLERONE
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# AND THEN, ONTO THE BEER AND HOTDOGS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I'LL CREATE A COG CANNON. I SHALL HAUNT THE WAREHOUSE OF CHEAP FURNITURE AND I SHALL CREATE A WHIRLWIND OF WHIRLS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)