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# I can't apologise enough for this ;(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I'M EATING A HOBNOB. OLOLOLOLOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I JUST ATE A SIMULATED ICELAND STEAKLET-IT MAY HAVE CONTAINED ANIMAL PROTIENS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:01, archived)
# WARNING: MAY CONTAIN ANYWHERE UP TO 5% ANIMAL.
I JUST ATE ANOTHER HOBNOB.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)
# HOLY SHIT YOU ARE CONSUMING NOBS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)
# OH GOOD LORD. LIKE WANGS. OH SHIT. FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:04, archived)
# OH SHIT FUCK HIDE THE EVIDENCE IN THE BOAT AND SAIL/DRIVE THE BOAT TO UNSPECIFIED LOCATION IN LATAN AMERICA OR IKEA
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I WILL HIDE IN THEIR CHEAP CARDBOARD BOXES. I WILL LIVE OFF DIME BARS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:06, archived)
# YOU WILL BE KNOWN AS THE DIME BAR GUY AND KIDS WILL POINT AND LAUGH AND YOU WILL HAVE TO THROW MECHANICAL OBJECTS AT THEM
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:09, archived)
# WHEN THE DIME BARS RUN OUT, ENJOY THE RIDGES ON A TOBLERONE
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# AND THEN, ONTO THE BEER AND HOTDOGS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I'LL CREATE A COG CANNON. I SHALL HAUNT THE WAREHOUSE OF CHEAP FURNITURE AND I SHALL CREATE A WHIRLWIND OF WHIRLS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)
# what you say?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Pretty much. AND I'VE EATEN NEARLY HALF A PACKET.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:06, archived)
# HobKnobs you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Seems apt:
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)
# it bounces up and down a bit then it gives a final spurt
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:04, archived)
# my, my
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:04, archived)
# To the . . . hunt !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I think you may have made a spelling mistake
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Mingemeat!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Ewwww
That's not nice!

So... how do they taste?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:06, archived)
# And their deeeeeeeeeeeeep too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:09, archived)
# that is really not too pleasant
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I prefer these...
...ever since I accidentally misread the packet in the presence of my wife, my favourite treat is now:

Lemon Minge Pie

Click for extra big pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)