I'm off to try and jam it up Mrs Bingo's sleepy dunghatch.
If she wakes up I'll say 'It was the cat'.
The cat's a lady though. D'ye think it'll work?
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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 3:39,
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That worked a treat!
I've now got a new bed.
I believe you humans call it a pavement.
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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sat 2 Aug 2008, 6:15,
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