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# aaawww
he makes me miss my spider
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)
# have you had the op now btw?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)
# yes
2 weeks ago, it was a piece of piss ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
# super
and you're healing up well and all that?

Is it noticably different to eat now?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:27, archived)
# different is not the word!
i've lost 3 stones, it takes me an hour to drink a cup of tea, i'm eating baby food and i'm bloated after a tiny jar! it doesn't hurt, though. i took all the plasters off today and i just have a few tiny scars and mild scabbage.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
# YOU'VE LOST 3 STONE
Fuck, that's like a leg and a half!

I'm really pleased it's gone well, i know they've got mad surgical skills, but it's still a big deal.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# i've still got plenty to lose
but it should be easy now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Miss Spider 2008 ?
I imagine she was a bewt !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# mexican red-kneed tarantula
named elvira. she was great for shitting my cousin up.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I would have loved to see her in the talent portion . .
let alone the evening gown or bikini portions . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# the evening gown tended to gather on her thorax
and have you ever tried finding bikini bottoms with 6 leg holes?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)