KILL IT with Torches and burning pitchforks!!
fecking spiders... *shudders*
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:17,
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aaawww
he makes me miss my spider
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:19,
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yes
2 weeks ago, it was a piece of piss ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:25,
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super
and you're healing up well and all that?
Is it noticably different to eat now?
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:27,
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different is not the word!
i've lost 3 stones, it takes me an hour to drink a cup of tea, i'm eating baby food and i'm bloated after a tiny jar! it doesn't hurt, though. i took all the plasters off today and i just have a few tiny scars and mild scabbage.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:30,
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YOU'VE LOST 3 STONE
Fuck, that's like a leg and a half!
I'm really pleased it's gone well, i know they've got mad surgical skills, but it's still a big deal.
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:32,
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i've still got plenty to lose
but it should be easy now!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:35,
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Miss Spider 2008 ?
I imagine she was a bewt !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:23,
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mexican red-kneed tarantula
named elvira. she was great for shitting my cousin up.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:26,
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I would have loved to see her in the talent portion . .
let alone the evening gown or bikini portions . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:28,
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the evening gown tended to gather on her thorax
and have you ever tried finding bikini bottoms with 6 leg holes?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:32,
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This
conjours up the word: Disgruntled.
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P3L3 is not my real name.,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:24,
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Interestingly
I'm the source for the eyes and mouth.
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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 16:28,
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