I can't beat real ads, though.
There was one ad that talked about silicon collagen biospheres.
THEY INFLATE UP TO NINE TIMES!
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THEY INFLATE UP TO NINE TIMES!
Don't forget those awesome Penta-Peptides!
Yeah great. 5 Proteins. Which are beneficial ... how?
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