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WHO ACTUALLY GIVES A SHIT ANYMORE
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)
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it's time to play the TRY TELLING THAT TO POOR WILLIAM AND HARRY card
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# I see your sympathy card*...
...but I'm not too much of a cunt to play the OTHER PEOPLE'S MOMS DIE TOO DON'TCHERKNOW AND WE DON'T HARP ON ABOUT IT FOR THE NEXT MILLION YEARS NOW DO WE card

(It'd look nice on my mantlepiece)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)
# er um
I'm not sure what the correct response to this is

*consults Daily Express*

right, the correct response appears to be: DIANA
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I fold...
*throws cards onto the table*
*takes off clothes and throws onto table*
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:26, archived)
# \o/
*mails Peter Hill*

hurrah - tomorrow's headline will be DIANA PREVAILS ON INTERNET MESSAGEBOARD AGAIN
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)