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# How often do you say that in polite conversation!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)
# More so than you'd think.
Of course, it's completely out of context and gets me into an awful lot of trouble, but I just love saying it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Yes
It's the sort of line that makes you want to get ordained just so you can try and fit it into a sermon.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I want to be a vicar anyway
give me a few years, I'm sure I can manage something. I want to have hair metal sermons, I know that much. And a cape.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)
# I am actually an internet ordained priest:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
# So's my mate Tobes.
He's conducting my wedding. WHETHER HE WANTS TO OR NOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
# 3/4 time?
*waves hands about
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
# *grabs hands*
*utilises for Sachsy bashing*

Stop hitting yourself. Why are you hitting yourself? Stop hitting yourself dude, it's embarrassing. Just stop it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)
# ow ow ow ow ow
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Don't blame me
you're the one hitting yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Awwwww
fight me off then, you're about three times me in strength terms.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)
# i can't; wrestling's too sexy, it could get inappropriate
*keeps beating self
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Naa
Can't think of any pirate shanties in that time code.
Anyway don't confuse her; she's a bassist!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Don't ya need a boton for conducting a wedding?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
# if you mean baton, then i think we are mindpissers
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baton_%28conducting%29
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Yes
Yes I did.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# *conducts with bottom instead
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:46, archived)
# This should be conpulsory at the last night of the proms!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)
# hehe
i was in a Catholic church saturday, didn't take communion, was afraid that it burst into fire on my tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)
# The Catholics frighten me.
I'm not sure, but I think they probably think I'm going to hell due to being happy. Sometimes. Gah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
# they had a photo of ratzinger on the lecturn
looks so impressively evil
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Das Pope
gives me the fucking willies. Not the good kind.

And he's Darth Sidious, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# when I visited the vatican
i kept doing gollum impressions 'it buuuurns it buuurns'. My other half found it most hilarryous (not really)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Or
this
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)
# simon quinlank is always awesome
win!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)