They need the 'book of the dead'also known as the 'Dads Army Annual 1976'
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:34,
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'Don't tell him, Anubis!' Anubis!'
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 13 Aug 2008, 16:36,
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