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# Well, I'm working hard on the spare tire.
But on the laydee side of things, I would sorely disappoint.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)
# For the purposes of this conversation
you can borrow all my inny bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I just happen to have a carrier bag with me for such an eventuality.
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)
# They come in their own velvet lined carry case
yours for only 24 months payment of £56.99


Inny bits not included, subject to terms and conditions, the purchase of the first part of the carry case shall be contract to purchase all subsequent carry case parts and inny bits, inny bits to be priced according to the results of credit report, Criminal Records Bureau check and cheesewizard's daily utterances.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:23, archived)
# *Hands the Cap'n a maxxed-out American Express card*
Do you take these?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)
# *looks at card*
*sniffs card*
*eats card*




No.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Darn.
Would you accept this tin of Dromedary Remover as a deposit at least?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)
# That's a nice jacket.
*licks jacket*


I want your jacket.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Bit of cheeky Nicole Fahri
You love it, you do....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)