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# Oh dear lord! *CLICKSCLIXCLIKZTIXYLIX*
Your globe has totally got a hard on.

I was playing with my globe yesterday... it thinks Armenia is a city and has the USSR and stuff ^_^
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:07, archived)
# I bet your globe failed geography.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:10, archived)
# *imagines globe singing that 'What a Wonderful World' song by Sam Cooke*
:D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)
#
Sam Cooke Louis Armstrong.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)
# That song is one of my karaoke staples.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)
# I like to do "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
But have someone incredibly sombre/melancholy do the "Turn around" parts.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:20, archived)
# BEEN LIVING IN A POWDER KEG AND GIVIN' OFF SPAAARKS
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:24, archived)
# If I'm doing Pat, I tend towards "love is a battlefield".
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:24, archived)
# I'd just do every song from the old Time Life love song CDs.
Thanks to those fucking Time Life adverts, I know about 2 seconds of every love song ever made.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:28, archived)
# GOLDEN BROWN, TEXTURE LIKE SU
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:29, archived)
# lol its lyk gorden browne innit
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:30, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:46, archived)
# NO, PINEAPPLE
It goes like this:

Don't know much about geography,
don't know much trigonometry.
Don't know much about algebra,
don't know what s slide rule is for.
But I know that one and one is two,
and if this one could be with you,
what a wonderful world this would be.

And so on.

It's a beaut :)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:19, archived)
# PS
the Louis Armstrong song is just called 'Wonderful World' I believe.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:20, archived)
# It was a fucking joke, I know. Get over it, you dick.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Phew
I was starting to worry that you were losing your gayness.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Sorry darling. You're doing fabulous, keep up the good work.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Paha.
Wanna come round for a sleepover and watch Moulin Rouge and play singstar and make SMORES?
(I can't even remember what smores are.)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:25, archived)
# CRACKERS AND MARSHMALLOW YOU FUCKING NUMPT.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:26, archived)
# CRACKERS?
The squishiest thing with the crumbliest/driest thing...

I wannnaaa trrry.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:28, archived)
# I HAVE THAT SONG!
yaaaay
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)
# *serious thumbs up*
Yus
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:27, archived)