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# SUDDENLY, GLOBES!
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# Oh dear lord! *CLICKSCLIXCLIKZTIXYLIX*
Your globe has totally got a hard on.

I was playing with my globe yesterday... it thinks Armenia is a city and has the USSR and stuff ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:07, archived)
# I bet your globe failed geography.
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# *imagines globe singing that 'What a Wonderful World' song by Sam Cooke*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)
#
Sam Cooke Louis Armstrong.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
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# That song is one of my karaoke staples.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)
# I like to do "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
But have someone incredibly sombre/melancholy do the "Turn around" parts.
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# BEEN LIVING IN A POWDER KEG AND GIVIN' OFF SPAAARKS
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:24, archived)
# If I'm doing Pat, I tend towards "love is a battlefield".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:24, archived)
# I'd just do every song from the old Time Life love song CDs.
Thanks to those fucking Time Life adverts, I know about 2 seconds of every love song ever made.
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# GOLDEN BROWN, TEXTURE LIKE SU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:29, archived)
# lol its lyk gorden browne innit
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# LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:46, archived)
# NO, PINEAPPLE
It goes like this:

Don't know much about geography,
don't know much trigonometry.
Don't know much about algebra,
don't know what s slide rule is for.
But I know that one and one is two,
and if this one could be with you,
what a wonderful world this would be.

And so on.

It's a beaut :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:19, archived)
# PS
the Louis Armstrong song is just called 'Wonderful World' I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:20, archived)
# It was a fucking joke, I know. Get over it, you dick.
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# Phew
I was starting to worry that you were losing your gayness.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Sorry darling. You're doing fabulous, keep up the good work.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Paha.
Wanna come round for a sleepover and watch Moulin Rouge and play singstar and make SMORES?
(I can't even remember what smores are.)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:25, archived)
# CRACKERS AND MARSHMALLOW YOU FUCKING NUMPT.
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# CRACKERS?
The squishiest thing with the crumbliest/driest thing...

I wannnaaa trrry.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:28, archived)
# I HAVE THAT SONG!
yaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)
# *serious thumbs up*
Yus
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Thats one awesome globe.
Although if the earth were that colour i'd be worried :)

woo yay click
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:07, archived)
# It's an old school kind of globe.
I like how smart they make people look just for having one in their office :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Eee. i like them.
I'd like one for my office.
I'd like an office :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Fuck, I know about the earth and shit.
Have you seen my chair? It spins round and everything.
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# And there'd be
Purple rain, purrrrrple raaain
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)
# SHUSH, YOU WANNA GET SUED?
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# Actually, slightly.
It'd be a fun tale to tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:12, archived)
# I'm singing that to chocolate rain in my head
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# YES
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# :)
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# SILLY PINEAPPLE THE WORLD IS NOT GOLD
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# Smartmaking globes are :(
They go in posh peoples studies and stuff.
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# I WOULD NOT KNOW
I AM NOT POSH
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# Oh, hahahahah, a commoner!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)
# NO IS IS MIDDLE CLASSES YOU DICK
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# I love your drawings...
Do more!

*Cracks whip*
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# But I'm tired :(
It's bed time, I may do more tomorrow night, but I've put off cleaning my room for about 3 days, and I only started tidying 4 days ago.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Spiffing!
*click*
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# *GLOBS*
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# He looks rather chuffed with himself
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# golden, gilded globe.
gsuddenly.
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