The Pudding (jelly trifle, to be eaten using only a hair brush)Would be equally messy.
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:19,
archived)
I could see screwdrivers being useful for the corn on the cob though. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 24 Aug 2008, 10:21,
archived)