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# have you not watched the lion king?*
it's the circle of life!

i have no problem with anyone who believes in a god. it's the idea that, if god created the entire universe and inspired the entire bible, that the latter should be the primary reference for all truth, despite the fact that the universe is a vastly superior work in every respect. THAT annoys me

*or, if you don't need the concept explained to you by elton john in short words: bambi
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I worked with a girl who designed props for the stage production off the lion king
and in a single sentence have spouted more reality than all the superstitious beliefs in the world

An ancient Chinese philosopher once said: "If there are ghosts, the highways would be extremely crowded with them"

Which they are not
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# i now have an image of a street sweeper with a proton pack
i wish ghosts were real, just so that proton packs could be real
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Why do you think those sludge-gulper trucks need to have a big round chamber on the back?
The ghosts get washed into the drains, and have to be sucked out by a portable cyclotron.

It's the idea that you could fit one in a backpack that's just utterly preposterous.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)