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# If I put on my Fail-O-Vision spectacles
I can see the riots. And lots of brown men ejaculating onto the faces of unsuspecting white housewives.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Oh my word.
Where are you looking with those?
I can usually just see my face looking back at me.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# You just want to see cafe au lait bukkake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# POUR VOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I've had enough for now, thank you *burps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# You're not full until it drips out your nose.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I'm so full I can't cry as it's too thick for my tear ducts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# You need wider tear ducts.
I'll lend you some specialist tweezers if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
# If I'm going to be facially tortured
the least you could do is get an SS uniform and a convincing accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
# VE SHALL DO NUSSING OF ZE SORT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
# That's much better.
Now I don't mind so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I'd like to say that I'm really getting off on this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I knew already.
Go and get your uniform on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
# But this PVC gets too hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:52, archived)
# PVC?!
Wash your mouth out with soap, I'm not some cheap teenage goffik. If I wanted you wipeclean I'd have you in proper latex. As it stands, though, I want historical accuracy so these are originals.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# But they make me feel siiiiiilly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Tough.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Am I for fucking and ttssattssr's for punishing?
I knew I wouldn't be enough for you.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)
# You want punishing?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:30, archived)
# no
but it just highlights my failings in not wanting to be punished that you feel the need to punish him.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)