I bet you stroke them don't you..just think of the awesome time you can have stroking your chops whilst puffing on a pipe, contemplating the universe.
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Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:28,
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yesI have found myself "twizzling" them on occasion.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:30,
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