The joke wouldn't really work then.
Given than David Blunkett isn't known for his consumption of monolithic quantities of food.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:49,
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No,
but he is known for his poor eyesight.
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 0:51,
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