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# Weirdly I was just thinking about you
with Donkey rape being mentioned below.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
# It's one of my specialities.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Did you make the nice dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Nah that's for Friday
I ate pot noodles last night and tickle -chased myself around the house.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:38, archived)
# When I grow up I want to be you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:43, archived)
# When I grow down I'm going to climb inside your fillings and tell you sweet, sweet stories when your sleeping sprinkle pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)
# two words:
sexy



results.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:46, archived)
# *Gets excited and breaks spine*
GAAHH I forgot I've got 'The Biff*'

*biff
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I used to know someone who had that.
I don't anymore now, the 'biff' gave her a massive chip on her shoulder and some real personality problems that after years of putting up with I got extremely tired of.

Er.....flaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# The massive chip on her should was actually bone trying to escape her body you massive biffsist.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Nooo, she had a lump at the bottom, ta.
Two fingers to you, gums. The two main ones n'all. TAKE THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I'll grab those digits and offer them to a bulimia suffer to use as a vom-ticklers
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Not feed them slowly
down your japs eye like last time?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Ooooooh go on then, if you must
*BLOOP*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Ooooh, feels like liver.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I knew a guy with that. He was the most metal guy ever and everyone just called him Doomlord.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:02, archived)