I'd die if I went to one of them
Me and the sun don't get on, I can imagine I'd turn into a frazzle if I went in a tanning shop.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:48,
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tanning shops is evil
you quite often find that they sell prescription slimming drugs over the counter (if you find the right one) and you can gets eye aids by looking in through the window... also they give you cancer, in a bag.
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:50,
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