You, Sir, are apail of dromedary excrement. I hope that your penis turns green in hue and falls off at an inconvenient moment.
Good day.
(Good day.
Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on,
Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:25,
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I suspect that*any* moment would be fairly inconvenient for penile-detachment.
Except, maybe, if it was stuck in the grill at the bottom of a swimming pool, and the detachment saved one from drowning.
no, this hasn't happened to me. Yet.
(Except, maybe, if it was stuck in the grill at the bottom of a swimming pool, and the detachment saved one from drowning.
no, this hasn't happened to me. Yet.
RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:27,
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I think it might be particularlyinconvenient if it happened whilst urinating, and one ended up wetting ones shoes...
To be honest, what I really wanted to type was "Fuck off you cunt", but everyone else beat me to it! :)
(To be honest, what I really wanted to type was "Fuck off you cunt", but everyone else beat me to it! :)
Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on,
Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:31,
archived)