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# You, Sir, are a
pail of dromedary excrement. I hope that your penis turns green in hue and falls off at an inconvenient moment.

Good day.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I suspect that
*any* moment would be fairly inconvenient for penile-detachment.

Except, maybe, if it was stuck in the grill at the bottom of a swimming pool, and the detachment saved one from drowning.
no, this hasn't happened to me. Yet.
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# I think it might be particularly
inconvenient if it happened whilst urinating, and one ended up wetting ones shoes...

To be honest, what I really wanted to type was "Fuck off you cunt", but everyone else beat me to it! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)