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# ncashoes for big discounting now
Hi.this is steven,i come from ncashoes company (http://www.ncashoes.com) (mail:[email protected])
Our company are experienced wholesaler and provide free dropship service to worldwide, started in 2002 and have plenteous experience in shoes ,clothing,belts.handbags.and so on, cooperating with merchants who run online auctions such as ebay, Amazon,Overstock etc or running own web store. ..
now we wholesale&retail top brands sporting shoes.such as Jordan Fusion, Jordan ,Adidas,Nike,Puma,Dunk SB,huge selection best offer.you are welcome to visit our website ,more info please click in and contact us online.any inquiries will be appreciated.
(steven8899, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)
# yay spammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I'm sorry, I don't wear shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)
# neither do i
*fetches crutches*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Plenteous... what a word!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)
# i like "provide free dropship service"
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
# o hai
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
# BIG DISCOUNTING NOW
I think I'll take over the 'big not giving a shit for the forseeable future' thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I LOVE DEM SHOES!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Well, you should
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# errrr....


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
# yay kliban!
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# I'm going to mail you nasty nasty things.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)
# fuck off you cunt
Do you think I am just going to sit here quietly and let you come in here and spruik shit when I am in tilt? No I am going to use this opportunity to vent my frustrations upon you. you utterly twatheaded human being. I hope you next sexual partner is a donkey that bites your dick off when you try for a blow job.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Don't you ever stop doing this.
*shakes firmly by hand*

You, sir, are a star!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
# pfft!
That makes me chuckle every time!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
# You are a liar and a cunt.
I hope you die.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
# don't worry. He/she will.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
# What when their code corrupts?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# no on an a warm summers evening on a train bound for nowhere.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Come back when you've got some news
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Have you just bought new shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
# lol
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
# *visits*
*buys shoes*
*enjoys purchase*

A+++++
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
# "such as Jordan Fusion"
Got any Peter Andre's?
FUCK OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
# NO SHOES WE'RE BRITISH
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I'm British
and I'm shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Yes to GrandmaOfShoes
but no to regular shoes
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# You are the exception
that proves the rule
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Last night
I found a tramp sheltering in my garden from the rain, he was huddled under the big tree at the back, by the compost bins.

In such weather, I wasn't going to turf him out, instead I made him a hot cup-a-soup (chicken) and took it out to him. His big, bushy beard was all a quiver as I approached, he was expecting the worst.

Imagine my surprise when I discovered it was former US secretary for State Madeleine Albright! And so grateful was she for the hot soup that she tugged at the rope round her middle until her dirty great coat fell open revealing her huge saggy tits and grey, half-prolapsed minge.

She fell to her knees and immediately began fellating me with fantastic gusto and I quickly shot my gunge down her greedy throat.

Afterwards, waves of disgust washed over me and as I looked down at her smiling face. I became enraged and pierced her rib cage with a garden fork. I then used my hedgetrimmer to chop her into bits and chucked her into the compost bins, cracking one off with my gore spattered hand for good measure.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I think JPG should issue you one of his special certificates for that...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# ;)
Duly awarded...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Mr Box, you never fail to delight me
with these charming tales of your adventurous escapades. Long may you continue to do so!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# That's the best thing I've read in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# hahaha win!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I actually became quite aroused
writing this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I hereby award this medal to Wasp Box, for persistently humourous and mildly disturbing stories in the face of twattery.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Thank you
I'd like to thank Madeleine Albright, my mother, God, my fluffer and my dead dog's dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)
# How many times
will this spamming cunt sign up and post this shit
fuck off fuck off fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)
# You, Sir, are a
pail of dromedary excrement. I hope that your penis turns green in hue and falls off at an inconvenient moment.

Good day.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I suspect that
*any* moment would be fairly inconvenient for penile-detachment.

Except, maybe, if it was stuck in the grill at the bottom of a swimming pool, and the detachment saved one from drowning.
no, this hasn't happened to me. Yet.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I think it might be particularly
inconvenient if it happened whilst urinating, and one ended up wetting ones shoes...

To be honest, what I really wanted to type was "Fuck off you cunt", but everyone else beat me to it! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Nice Lurkage
Now you can fuck off!

Go!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)
# COCK
OFF
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# why do they all assume that we need shoes?!
i am playing with the nice man from customer services.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# They don't think we're capable of leaving the house
and going down the fucking shop because we're all far too addicted to the internets.

I don't know how they know all this.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I am very unimpressed with their autocensorship
I observed it was based in China, and asked lots of questions about Tibet, which he was clearly able to read.

Perhaps we, the citizens of B3ta, can use this channel to circumvent suppressive government.

Next, I shall convert a customer sales person to Christianity.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:31, archived)
# please do the right thing
and fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Angry child repost op
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)
# omg, shoes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)