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# The bad thing is
this clicked up onto my screen for a second before going down to where I was on the page before I pressed refresh and I could have SWORN it was Lily Allen.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)
# It is...
...int it?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:20, archived)
# It's sort of like if you cross Ollie Reed with a little girl.
So yes, I suppose.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Phwoar!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:22, archived)
# haha
she's let herself go

although she was a talent-free mong in the first place..
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Anyone rich and potentially marryable
Is talented in my book
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:27, archived)
# :-(
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Don't worry - we'll just have a continuous, torid affair.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:29, archived)
# That's alright then.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:30, archived)
# A torid, torid affair.
Involving all sorts of things.

And cake. Lots of cake.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I do love cake.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)
# ..in which case
you would count Paris Hilton as talented?

(well she's rich anyway)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:34, archived)
# He does if he knows what's good for him
because when he's married her, his various concubines (self included) can suckle at her fiscal teats like baby pigs.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I'd just like to suckle at her actually teats
she gives me the raging horn, is this wrong?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Very.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I don't care
I shall continue to have this fantasy although judging from that video of her she's a bit of a crap shag
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)
# It'd be like shagging a stick insect
Wouldn't go near that personally..
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)