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# You stick them down your pants and impress airport staff though can you
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:02, archived)
# i don't need to stick anything down my pants
my massive boobs usually impress them enough.
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# No I can see courgettes wouldn't help on that one
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:10, archived)
# melons, however, may come in handy
as my boobs are shrinking :(
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# mine are getting bigger
and I'm a bloke!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)
# that means they're getting fondled more
more fondling = bigger boobs.
or so that nice gentleman told me.
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