my mate drew a diamond on his dog's head with tipp-ex
when he was very stoned. called it black beauty for the rest of the night.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:14,
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this is the same lad
who woke me up at 3 a.m. to have a snowball fight.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:18,
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In fairness, who wouldn't.
I once STOPPED DRINKING at a pub as it started snowing.
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Ttssattsr,
Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:19,
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snow is great.
it makes you act like a kid. one inch of the stuff and you're trying to build a smowman
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:21,
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Several inches, and you can go snowboarding!
Hundreds of inches coming down the mountainside fast and you get squashed :(
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:29,
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true
but at least i'd leave a beautiful corpse!
g'night all!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:35,
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