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# Im so fricking proud!
www.b3ta.com/links/Im_a_DAD

soz to the bottom of teh board but when u have a kidda this cute.

just wanted to show him off
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:51, archived)
# WELL DONE, AND ALL. BUT I GOTTA SIGN IN TO SEE YOUR PICTURES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:52, archived)
# soz - u need a login and cookie to see.
pologeez
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Congrats, but I ain't signing in to see an ugly baby.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:53, archived)
# I was going to say 'gay baby'.
But then I thought I'd sound like a jerk.

BUT WELL DONE TO YOU, MATT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:54, archived)
# It's nothing personal, I just think that baby humans are ugly.
If you could freeze dry a human, but somehow keep it soggy, that would probably look somewhat like a baby person.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:55, archived)
# I like asian babies.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:56, archived)
# You're thinking of asian babes.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:57, archived)
# I'm thinking of a CLEVELAND STEAMER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Why is that, when kittens and such always look so cute.
I suspect it must be the lack of fur.

A baby siamese cat probably looks like some kind of nuclear holocaust survivor.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:57, archived)
# I agree.
However, I am reading your suggestion as a vote to make all babies hairier.

Therefore, you are now a furry.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Now?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:59, archived)
# CENARIS, IS THAT YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:59, archived)
# im bkbilly
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:00, archived)
# I want to be bkbilly :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:00, archived)
# BK stands for 'babe kats'.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:01, archived)
# I wouldn't be surprised, and I hope you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:02, archived)
# I DREW TITS ON MY CAT.
WITH TIPEX!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:06, archived)
# my mate drew a diamond on his dog's head with tipp-ex
when he was very stoned. called it black beauty for the rest of the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:14, archived)
# HHAHA. Fuckin' WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:17, archived)
# this is the same lad
who woke me up at 3 a.m. to have a snowball fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:18, archived)
# In fairness, who wouldn't.
I once STOPPED DRINKING at a pub as it started snowing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:19, archived)
# snow is great.
it makes you act like a kid. one inch of the stuff and you're trying to build a smowman
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Several inches, and you can go snowboarding!
Hundreds of inches coming down the mountainside fast and you get squashed :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:29, archived)
# true
but at least i'd leave a beautiful corpse!
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:35, archived)
# i wanted to be sport billy
if i didn't get what i wanted, why should you?
*nurses old wound*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:02, archived)
# haha my lad says bk all the time on xbox live
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:02, archived)
# FLOATY CAT RAPIST!
You love them in the ear!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:11, archived)
# as you've just become a dad
you'll get no flaming from me. congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:54, archived)
# *BANANA!
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:07, archived)
# what's with the banana?
i hate bananas!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:15, archived)
# sorry
i wasnt sure what to rspond ... i looked at your name and said BANANA ...


i like bananas

once i as in France and i got bitten by a banana

i liked it

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:20, archived)
# ah, the monkey bit, yes?
i got chewed-up slimy banana hurled in my face by a monkey many years ago, even the smell of bananas makes me sick now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:22, archived)
# i don't much like nana's either


good for one thing only
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Comedy falling over routines?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:33, archived)
# 0_0
no comment!


g'night folks, i'm off to my pit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:36, archived)
# EUPHAMISM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:46, archived)
# he looks very healthy and handsome
girl next to complete the set?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:55, archived)
# You forgot #151 - Mew
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:56, archived)
# elaborate pls

oh i get it now

bin along time since i swapped Pokémon cards
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:01, archived)
# VICTREEBEL!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:03, archived)
# I ECHO THE SENTIMENT OF OTHERS
HAPPY BABY, ME NON LOGIN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:55, archived)
# "C Section"
always makes me think of a secretive crack squad of midwives, who do all the difficult deliveries.
Also, congratulations :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:56, archived)
# ta !
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:58, archived)
# wow!
Usually newborns look horrendous, this one doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:57, archived)
# aw ...
ta ! he looks like me...



no he does!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Congrats matey!
Log in to what?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:00, archived)
# flickr
if u have a cookie and a flickr account its all good
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:06, archived)
# I don't know my log in.
:s
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:11, archived)
# well done to your lady friend
after all, she did all the hard work.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:01, archived)
# fuck yea
48 hours of labour

and then WHAM nope ur having a C section.

we were crapped off. then she went into shock and ... well .... shes in for 4 or 5 days in Mayday.. The WORST of all NHS ... trust me - if you have a slight incling to say a prayer for her do so....

ive never seen anyone in and out of death.

and i never want to or witness anything orgrish again
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:05, archived)
# What motivates breeding?
I mean there you go, put in lots of traumatic effort, pain and uncertainty, all to produce a random human. They'll be annoying for a few years and then develop a personality, and it could be a nice personality or they could be horrible. Alternatively you could go and socialise and make friends and only select the ones who are nice, and they'd all already be grown up and you wouldn't have to feed them, much. Your children, on the other hand, might not even like you. Not to mention constantly having to be on the look out for stuff your baby might break, or that might break your baby. How is this a good idea?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:11, archived)
# will you foster me?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:14, archived)
# If you're quiet.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Fuck yes.
This is why I'm never having kids. I've seen what a shit I can be, and I'd hate to have to deal with a cunt like me for the rest of my life, from an outside perspective at least.

I'm not having kids, saves money, saves time.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:14, archived)
# I'm glad somebody's doing it, mind you.
I applaud parents for this foolhardy, potentially life-ruining act which provides me with new future humans who might entertain me.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Definitely.
They're doing a good job, I'd have nobody to talk to if it wasn't for them.

But like hell am I going through all that.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:27, archived)
# hormones
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Genes
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:17, archived)
# How so?
Generally when our genes urge us to do something we don't listen, and do what we like instead. Like doing extreme sports, gawping at pictures of dangerous animals, eating things that taste funny, and using contraception. And the whole of human culture.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:22, archived)
# What about eating salty and fatty foods?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Ooh, fair point. Discomfort caused by cravings is motivating.
Maybe people have babies because they get cranky if they don't.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Babies are high in salt and fat...
A tasty snack!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:34, archived)
# If we paid full attention to the urges of our genes
we'd be constantly eating other people's babies. And then having some ourselves.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:36, archived)
# kids.
haven't got any, don't want any.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:19, archived)
# just plenty of practice?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:22, archived)
# hell, yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:23, archived)
# I'm going to do genetic experiments instead.
Sort of a cross between having a pet and a child then.

Although with slightly more locked in a cage beating with sticks action.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Best to all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:11, archived)
# congratulations
umm here is a giant shark
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Congratulations on your giant shark.
You must be very proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:28, archived)
# aww.
Congratulations to all involved parties
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:18, archived)
# x
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:21, archived)
# awallafashagba doesn't have anything available to you.
aww.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:27, archived)
# i knows !
stuupid slideshow !
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:31, archived)
# so sorry to hear about your sexually transmitted infection and its burst into the world.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 3:01, archived)
# gratz from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 5:08, archived)