I wanted to be a lumberjack
leaping from tree to tree
as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia.....
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K3rry,
Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:59,
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Actually
Can I be a gay alien-abducted hippie pornstar kipper in a bizarre love triangle? That would make me so happy
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GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger),
Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:03,
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