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# .

I am so simple
(µ, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:43, archived)
# wow.
you look identical to a guy who lives in my building.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:46, archived)
# here's a funny one for you sir
without going into too much detail, 100% Kitten and I were talking about blagging some b3tans onto a UK talk show with a fake story, and getting some others in the audience. Apart from me and Gibbon, you were the only other person she could think of mad enough to try it.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:49, archived)
# apart from not knowing what blagging is
I'm up for it. I'll be in london around the 11th bash, hopefully a couple of week span on either side. any ideas for the story yet? can I be a hippie or a drug addict or a lumberjack or a porn star or a alien abduction victim or an american werewolf in london?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:54, archived)
# or all of the above
unfortunately, as was pointed out, unless we find some women barmy enough to participate, it will probably have to involve a gay love triangle. The Werewolf may be out though, our talk shows are a bit tame in comparison to yours, although I'm sure you'd recognise the slack-jawed idiots.

Blagging (V): To obtain a goal by deception or out and out scrounging.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:58, archived)
# what's with kitten?
she's a girl, innit.
and we could ask dr. phil, I think she's more adventurous than she likes to pretend.
and freshlegs lives the exciting life. we should ask her.
banana, rosey, amerella... pep! hahahahaa... that would rock.


(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:05, archived)
# it's firmly in the works
the show has a phone line where they tell you what kind of stories they're looking for at the moment, I'll be on to that and concocting a story tomorrow. We need to leave some people in the audience, because the fun part will be them heckling us and booing. And I'm sure at least one of the girls will get talked round before then.

The more I think about this idea, the more I like it. Imagine the footage in the newsletter!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:08, archived)
# what
about being members of some kind of loony cult....the followers of the sacred cat...that or the sphinx...as thats just a huge cat...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 4:01, archived)
# Can I be a kipper in a bizarre Resurrection ritual?
*Please*

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:58, archived)
# I hope noone from the TV company in question
is reading this, or we're scuppered before we get started.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:03, archived)
# I wanted to be a lumberjack
leaping from tree to tree
as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia.....
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:59, archived)
# Actually
Can I be a gay alien-abducted hippie pornstar kipper in a bizarre love triangle? That would make me so happy
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:03, archived)
# simple
but effective

Woo! to self-portraits. I think this should be self-portrait week.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:47, archived)
# µ says.....
(µ, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:51, archived)
# um....
DO you live in my apartment building?!?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:54, archived)
# wouldn't it be really amusing
if we all lived in the same building
(tasty, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:57, archived)
# the creepiest part is
he's not answering.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:57, archived)
# maybe
he's on his way round
*cue psycho music - screech screech screech*
(tasty, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:03, archived)
# actually his girlfriend
looks remarkably like my ex, who lives in my building too.
what's going on here?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:14, archived)
# hehe
nah, I dont live in ur building.
I live in me parents attic in thanet (where?)
(µ, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:17, archived)
# even better
there's a (very good) animation on his website called "I know where you live".
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:17, archived)
# right!
that's settled the digital camera Vs. new 7 iron argument.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:55, archived)
# I collected a bunch
of b3ta self-portraits from a bandwagon last year, December 20th, which I have yet to make into a gallery.. a little MS paint challenge..

crappy bitmap here

I now realise I drew myself too fat (and badly, of course).
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:07, archived)
# bandwagon

interdis/verboten/forbidden!
(tasty, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:09, archived)
# This is another one

..not drawn in paint..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:11, archived)
# this was supposed to be
self portrait week in m3ss3ng3r this week, but noone's got round to it yet. If they/we do, and you're still planning to do that, I'll see you get them.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:10, archived)
# hehe
mew is the best greek letter going
(tasty, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:48, archived)
# You're slightly spooky looking that's for sure
..
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:17, archived)
# no Im not

I love reflection :)
(µ, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:24, archived)
# i love


HOODS :o)
(tasty, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:31, archived)
# Heh
is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:45, archived)
# nope
this is me


will someone spong me please???
(tasty, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:48, archived)
# This is...


Me.

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:51, archived)
# Pre-sponged too.
(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:52, archived)
# Heh
Thats crazy...
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 4:16, archived)
# HAH!
Sadly... That really did make me chuckle.
(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 4:15, archived)