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# it is a shit of legend
some say, that if you hold your ear to the u-bend you might just hear it singing, as it sails about the sewage system, righting wrongs and fighting in the name of justice

and shit
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# never name your shits
you start to become attached and emotional , next thing you know your reluctant to flush
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)
# if I collected my shit I'd be up to my eyeballs in my own shit
what a fucking mess that would be

I'd have to lay it in ever thicker quantities at some location

eventually it would gain such mass as to be a suitable habitat for modern living
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)