it is a shit of legend
some say, that if you hold your ear to the u-bend you might just hear it singing, as it sails about the sewage system, righting wrongs and fighting in the name of justice
and shit
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:48,
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never name your shits
you start to become attached and emotional , next thing you know your reluctant to flush
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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me,
Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:49,
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if I collected my shit I'd be up to my eyeballs in my own shit
what a fucking mess that would be
I'd have to lay it in ever thicker quantities at some location
eventually it would gain such mass as to be a suitable habitat for modern living
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:51,
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